PLANTS vs HUMANS

It's Nothing Personal, It's Just Evolution.

PlantsvsHumans

From the novel byRobert Arnold Kay, PhD

During a live presentation, Dr. Griffin Pennyroyal is violently abducted by nefarious forces. US Federal Marshals, Aidan and Tannin, are tasked with saving Pennyroyal.

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Cover of Plants vs Humans by Robert Arnold Kay: a green-skinned plant woman with red hair, and a suited marshal on a city rooftop beside a craft crashed in the ice
Early 1950s. The Arctic. A humanoid plant from Sirius. It's nothing personal. Chilly regards, Bobrak
The official accountApril 1951

The Thing From Another World

The version that played in theatres

An Air Force crew digs a craft out of the Arctic ice. The visitor is destroyed. Nothing else to report.

Keep watching the skies!
Approved for theatrical release. Any further account is unfounded.

What the newsreels left out

What really happened

During a live presentation Dr. Griffin Pennyroyal is violently abducted by nefarious forces. They wish to silence his conspiracy theories about hyper intelligent extraterrestrial humanoid plants that are obsessively focused upon invading and taking control of the Earth.

US Federal Marshals Aidan and Tannin are tasked with saving Pennyroyal. In their passionate quest they encounter other humanoid species, bipedal salamanders, sentient plants and other oddities that seek the same goal of finding Pennyroyal for their own purposes.

This true evolution story spans decades and continues with all living species on Earth being slated for imminent extinction.

Enjoy being human while you can.

A letter from Sirius

“It was the early 1950s… But what emerged from the wreckage was neither man nor machine. It was an entity from beyond our world, a super-intelligent humanoid plant from the distant star of Sirius, the dog star.”

“The classic film, The Thing From Another World, played on silver screens across the globe… But what if I told you that this film, and the subsequent iterations, were not just cinematic masterpieces but tools in a grand deception?”

Are you truly Sapiens? With the coldest of my hearts and enormous genetic structure, chilly regards,

Bobrak
You’ve been warned, sheltering in place is useless.

Glimpses from the book

Persons of interest

The man who saw too much, the marshals sent to find him, and the visitors the newsreels left out.

Dr. Griffin Pennyroyal in a pale suit
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Dr. Griffin Pennyroyal

Abducted mid-presentation

“We’ve been invaded by highly intelligent humanoid plants. Not once, but several times! I urge you to use the restroom now if you need to because what I will share with you will glue you to your seat!”

Aidan in a long coat
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Aidan

US Federal Marshal

“You really got it?” Aidan cautiously inquired.

Tannin in a heavy wool coat
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Tannin

US Federal Marshal

Drew the short straw: monitoring the nut cases.

The Thing in a misty forest
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The Thing

Visitor from Sirius

“The face reminded me of a mangled Mr. Potato head.”

Bobrak in a black hat, holding a human mask
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Bobrak

Signs his letters “chilly regards”

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The softest of cautious knocks at the wood garage door announced a visitor. A strange, odd, and mostly quirky visitor. A too smart, not cool enough to hang with all the school celebrities, fellow. Few friends, but those he had were solid.

A twist of the dented brass doorknob and the moaning of the hinges proclaimed his entry. A ghostly whoosh of outside air to the inner sanctum was in cadence with the visitor. The odd one was now within the sacred confines of the garage sanctuary. Where the spiders hung out, the ants fed out, and the smell of car oil arose from the concrete floor. A woody, oily, inviting stink permeated the entire garage, creating a mystical steampunk oracle.

“You really got it?” Aidan cautiously inquired.

“Would I ask you to come over just for your company? You really aren’t that much fun you know. Kidding.” Tannin snickered.

“Aidan, sometimes I wonder about you. So cautious. Yeah, I got it. Didn’t your dad teach you that God favors the bold?” Tannin went all the way to full erudite chuckle.

They sat on the Scandinavian wood box seats. The well-worn wood complained with short twips of random squeaks. The smells of the garage added to the lost techno ambience. No lights on. Just sunbeam streams through the cloudy, uncleaned window.

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From the audience

“The mix of science fiction and conspiracy theories gives it a unique flavor.”

“Just finished reading it, and it was quite an experience! … The main characters bring a lot of personality to the story, and their interactions add some light moments to an otherwise intense plot.”

SMdragon · reviewed December 6th, 2023
“Great and profound writing!! Looking for more from this author.”
seulenxue77 · reviewed November 27th, 2023
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Plants vs Humans

Extinction

Extinct is only temporary.

“A time jump forward 150 million years where humans are kept on preserves and sanctuaries and protected by highly evolved, intelligent humanoid plants.”

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“…he decided that today's science was yesterday's fiction. His fiction will be tomorrow's science.”

Dr. Kay spent over five decades in elite science before turning to fiction. He grew up around pictures: his father ran a film distribution company with “well over 2500” films, and the family library held over 1,100 books. He won Junior Scholastic Gold Key awards for short stories in elementary school.

100% fiction, “no artificial intelligence additives woven into his word-art tapestries.” Every word written by a Sapiens.

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